alabama bullwhip

The act of defecating in a sock and then employing the sock as a weapon

If your wife interrupts me again I'm afraid I shall have to employ the Alabama bullwhip until she understands the importance of good manners.

by RussianDave March 16, 2014

AkaBallSack

An AkaBallsack, or sometimes shortened to Ballsack, is the surname of Christian Akaballsack of Abbey Wood, London. He's surname consists of this because of the level of BallSack that he is, for example, Akaballsack saying he is a 7/10 in looks, when he clearly could not be above a 3. While a St Paul's Academy in Abbey Wood, it has become a common insults for people who are Ballsacks, or act like Ballsacks, the common behaviour of Christian Akaballsack. The phrase was first coined by Ademola Osinowo of Abbey Wood, and has been a hit ever since as it is the perfect word to describe such a BallSack. I am very serious about this matter so I ask that you take interest in this ballsack and put him to justice. He drives my yearn to insult someone. The heat of a thousand white hot suns in the form of knives piercing through my skin releasing ruby red blood as i look up to te heavens and ask why such a curse was put upon me as acid rain pours from the sky and melts my eyeballs at the sight of him and my eardrums burst to the appauling sound of his voice saying he is a 7 out of 10 on looks....disgraceful...

Dude #1: Hey look its Christian
Dude #2: Who?
Dude #1: Christian?
Dude #2: D'you mean AkaBallSack?
Dude #1: Yeah him
Dude #2: Ugggghhh, AkaBallSack, he's so ugly
Dude #1: AHLIE! He said He's 7/10
Dude #2: Fucking AkaBallSack

Look over there, he looks like such an AkaBallSack.

by AkaBallSack October 28, 2014

alabama donut

Taking a dump in your inner tube while floating effortlessly down a lazy river and screaming Roll Tide Roll!

Uhhh, I knew I should have waited 45 minutes before jumping in this lazy river after eating a slew of Taco Bell cheesy beefy burritos. Now Ive got to float around in this Alabama Donut all summers day long. 🐘💩🍩

by Alabama Donut February 7, 2015

arab heights

another name for Sterling Heights Michigan that is often full of Chaldeans. Cannot go a mile without seeing a liquor store, gas station, or fruit market without overpriced junk that they buy with their EBT cards.

Oh, and watch out for the dodge chargers with dealer plates. Chances are, they are going to cut you off. Their way or the highway.

"Hey, want to go to Sterling Heights Amigo?"
"You mean Arab Heights? Lets go to Rochester instead"

by Mr Obvious 1 June 1, 2014

Alabama blonde

- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy

Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.

by SirZDefiner September 8, 2014

Alabama sidewinder

The act of sleeping with two or more members of the same family in one day but in seperate instances. Not to be confused with a familial three way.

Dude 1: yo dude last night I slept with Stacy and then went in the other room and banged her mom! She had no idea!

Dude 2: You gotta stop with the Alabama sidewinders man, even if stacys mom has got it goin on.

by Boofpenguin September 18, 2015

alabama door knocker

When you fucking a woman so hard that your balls keep slapping against her asshole

I fucked Brooke so hard last night my balls were Alabama Door Knockers

by The Butcherr July 2, 2016