Siberian crown

The act of holding your victim down in a snowdrift and defecating upon their head.
My girlfriend has been giving me the silent treatment since I gave her a Siberian crown.
by RussianDave March 06, 2014
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alabama bullwhip

The act of defecating in a sock and then employing the sock as a weapon
If your wife interrupts me again I'm afraid I shall have to employ the Alabama bullwhip until she understands the importance of good manners.
by RussianDave March 06, 2014
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