by The lord voldermort January 04, 2024
Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.
by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 06, 2022
"I have a hole in my pants honey, I can't go out like this." "Looks like an Amish Invite to me, blow out the lantern.."
by Ian Vi. February 29, 2024
The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.
by Da nxt m&m wrapper January 29, 2018
When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.
“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
by Niggarific1 August 02, 2023
The Amish hair that's longer than leg hair but shorter than their head hair. Both adults Amish genders get them. These pubicles are those of the Amish.
by Eatmyamishpubicle December 28, 2020
A man kneels down on a furniture dolly while his partner is on their hands and knees in front of him, while biting on a rope that is held by the man behind. The partner in front then pulls the man on the dolly around while getting penetrated by the one on the dolly. A beard and hat is optional on either party.
Patrick was so tired when he got home from working the fields that he had Carla prepare the Amish Buggy and give him a ride around the house.
by emmerichstrausse June 07, 2013