Dude, i gave this girl named Jordan an Amish Hayfield yesterday, i wiped peanut butter all over a fetal pig and shoved it up her rear
by Chodletin May 27, 2009
Get the Amish Hayfieldmug. The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.
Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.
by MinyMink May 3, 2025
Get the Amish Heated seatmug. A group of people that wear Amish clothes and use horses but also respect other people’s believes and let’s others join in their services. They say grace before lunch to piss off the teachers and are fucking
Awesome, everyone loves them.
Awesome, everyone loves them.
by Carteramishman October 7, 2021
Get the carter amishmug. 
Wearing your face mask pulled down over your chin, leaving your nose and mouth uncovered, looking like an Amish neck beard and rendering it completely useless as protection against the spread of the COVID-19 virus.
That Iowa high school basketball coach is making a mockery of his school’s COVID prevention policy by sporting an Amish mask look.
by Mooseface February 16, 2021
Get the amish mask lookmug. by Wack tush June 24, 2019
Get the Amish girlmug. The tribe in the U.S. state Ohio who choose to be AFK from the modern world. Henceforth, the backronym AFK would stand for "Amish Faith Kommunity".
While everyone else is glued to their screens, the Amish tribe in Ohio is going AFK from the modern world, embracing their simple way of living.
by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025
Get the Amish tribemug.