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Aggregory

When your so angry, that you write an extreme metaphor of why it makes you mad.
Person 1: "I hate chai tea."
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "It taste like a dentist office fingered a horse, using Starbucks black tea as lube, and the shit that came out was made into a perfume worn by old women at church who peer out at the congregation from under their bonnets, and that smell was made into a tea served to midwestern hipsters trying to make themselves edgy and different, while still just following the main stream."
Person 2: "Holy shit, dude, chill it with the aggregory. You're not writing a book"
by AnAngryTurd_ December 3, 2018
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aggresivity

Man 1: GOD I HATE BABIES
Man 2: Why are you so aggresivity right now?
by bimbopotamus July 4, 2019
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Aggressor

An aggressor is a country or a person who attacks first and initiates a war or a fight.
England has been the aggressor many times throughout history.

In the principal's office, Alex claimed that he was defending himself from the aggressor.
by sunboyman December 15, 2019
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Aggressive PDA

PDA that is more than a simple hug or peck, often a cause for others around to become quite uncomfortable
I can’t believe they are bold enough to do aggressive PDA at school... it’s disgusting
by imathottie January 3, 2020
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Aggressive snatch sniffing

Wearing a ladies private parts like a muzzle. And inhaling to your lungs maximum capacity.
What are you into?

I’m into aggressive snatch sniffing.
by Timbo87 April 3, 2020
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aggresso

The feeling you get when you pull up to a Starbucks drive through and your twenty cars deep.
“Hey relax... No need to go full aggresso, the line is moving fast.”
by Cycolicious13 September 11, 2020
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aggressive mopper

A guy named Matthew that uses a swiffer mop to clean tables and hits people in the face and stomachs without realizing it.
by ibxwigiwoi September 14, 2020
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