Person 1: "I hate chai tea."
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "It taste like a dentist office fingered a horse, using Starbucks black tea as lube, and the shit that came out was made into a perfume worn by old women at church who peer out at the congregation from under their bonnets, and that smell was made into a tea served to midwestern hipsters trying to make themselves edgy and different, while still just following the main stream."
Person 2: "Holy shit, dude, chill it with the aggregory. You're not writing a book"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "It taste like a dentist office fingered a horse, using Starbucks black tea as lube, and the shit that came out was made into a perfume worn by old women at church who peer out at the congregation from under their bonnets, and that smell was made into a tea served to midwestern hipsters trying to make themselves edgy and different, while still just following the main stream."
Person 2: "Holy shit, dude, chill it with the aggregory. You're not writing a book"
by AnAngryTurd_ December 4, 2018