joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.

"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."

by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013

Accountability

3 triangles in 5 minutes

This isn’t punishment, you’re being held accountable. Once we win or cut the bullshit we’re done.
Accountability.

by Rose State Retards February 17, 2022

Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts on Twitter (X) ran by fans of the character being roleplayed. People who run Parody Twitter Accounts commonly spread misinformation on the Internet for fun

Person 1: I run a Parody Twitter Account!
Person 2: Cool

by Parody Twitter May 4, 2024

I WILL DDOS YOUR DISCORD ACCOUNT

A copypasta made by a discord user which wanted to scare other users.

Erick: I HATE YOU!
Rob: FRICK OFF! I WILL DDOS YOUR DISCORD ACCOUNT!

by vaperion March 25, 2019

Restricted Account

When you get butt-fucked by Samsung

IT Manager: Hey did you manage to figure out that "Restricted Account"?

Pleb: No sire Samsung decided to pull out their BBC and show me what's up...

by Kenshen107 August 6, 2019

from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.

"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

by yt_graystillployy February 2, 2024

eBay account

An oldschool term used for people that play worse than their elo in competitive games because they are using an account that they bought online. This term has mostly been replaced with the term boosted

Xayah: Mid please stop feeding
Rek'Sai: Dont bother, its an eBay account

by Eggnivia March 4, 2018