Spank Balls

A sport in which someone (the spoof) throws a latex glove filled with water up to 2-5 people who have to catch it in their pants to accumulate a point. First to 3 points wins

Hey, do you want to go play some Spank Balls

by Drake Foley March 19, 2020

spank station

An old computer that is only used for masturbatory purposes.

My old iMac only has a gig of RAM, so I had to make a spank station.

by ndugu July 6, 2015

Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.

"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"

by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015

blank spank

Jerking off despite knowing the well is dry.

It was officially a blank spank by round three.

by spicollii September 2, 2013

Spank the plankton

1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail

2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face

1.
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!

P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton

2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!

by Omegle’s May 14, 2018

spank fuck

To want to bang a chick rough and possibly spank her while you're doing it.

damn i wanna spank fuck that little bitch

by NelloD June 27, 2008

Spank the Midget

An act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. Inspired by the artist, Miley Cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.

Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.

Britney Spears is going to spank the midget by going to Vegas.

by Jiggle Monkey September 22, 2013