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Simp

It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit
Oh that guy has a crush on a girl? THAT DOESENT MEAN HE’S A FUCKIN SIMP
by Qippyy January 9, 2021
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Simp

Someone who does anything for a hint of coochie
Usually has a small penis
Fakes injuries so girls feel bad for them
Virgin
Acts high to flirt with girls
"Caleb Coffin is a simp ass nigga"
Examples of a simp: Caleb Coffin Cael Rahnavardi
by Adam 16256373 February 5, 2020
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Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention
The VTuber "community" is full of massive fucking simps
by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamName September 2, 2022
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Simp

A guy name nick, who is persistently trying to get the girls to talk to him, like him and send him “nudes”
Nick is such a simp, he tried to build a Minecraft house for Katie
by Avs chat March 9, 2020
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Simp

She simps to hard
by Your girl 2 February 13, 2021
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Simp

The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.

Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?

Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!

Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020
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Simp

1. A derogatory term referring to a person, typically male but can also be female, who has an unrequited crush on a content creator, character or celebrity (typically female). The simp usually donates money to their crush, has pictures of them posted on their wall and some write fanfiction of them. They do not take criticism to their crush well and will defend them constantly in hopes of gaining the crush’s affections.
2. A word children use to describe any male who interacts even slightly positively with a female. Men who are just friends with women, who hold doors open for them out of politeness or even just shows common decency toward them are at risk of being called a simp.
1. “I don’t really like Belle Delphine-“
Simp: “Shut up you have terrible taste in content I’m never talking to you again.”
“ok simp”

2. “Your hair looks nice today, Rebecca.”
Some Kid: “ok simp”
“Dude thats my cousin.”
by Auntie Cleo February 23, 2021
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