employee: did you find every thing okay?
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*
by Penisboy69 July 19, 2016
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You: Holy biden in a crack orgy, Dan! Is that a Detroit bait pile in your yard? I thought baiting in the Lower Peninsula was illegal!
Dan: Nothing's illegal in Detroit, dude. I printed over fifty thousand ballots last week and they're still asking for more.
Dan: Nothing's illegal in Detroit, dude. I printed over fifty thousand ballots last week and they're still asking for more.
by plandemic_hoax November 10, 2020
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by katieemw95 March 30, 2020
Get the mad animal pile mug.“I stuffed them in the bottom drawer when I lost my history post,” Professor Maxx explained grimly. “First the mortgage, then the electric, and then the landscaping bills went into collection. But when Cox turned off the cable, I knew it was time to address the sludge pile. Accredited Debt Relief made it possibly for me to finally diss The Gilded Age.”
“I don’t think they’ll ever run that commercial on TV,” sniffed The Perfect Daughter, relishing the knowledge of her own beefy bank account, paid for by the vanity of her plastic surgery clients. She would never keep a sludge pile.
“The sludge pile is yours,” Dick told Jane emphatically. “Grocery and meal duty are mine, as always. Provisioning is a huge job, so don’t complain. Oh, and child care for Junior? That’s Hilda’s job.”
“I don’t think they’ll ever run that commercial on TV,” sniffed The Perfect Daughter, relishing the knowledge of her own beefy bank account, paid for by the vanity of her plastic surgery clients. She would never keep a sludge pile.
“The sludge pile is yours,” Dick told Jane emphatically. “Grocery and meal duty are mine, as always. Provisioning is a huge job, so don’t complain. Oh, and child care for Junior? That’s Hilda’s job.”
by Hifalutin! February 22, 2022
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by Fat Harry lard cum January 27, 2007
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by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009
Get the Rusty Pile-driver mug.A situation so bad, you can only hope it calms into a shitstorm. Similar in nature to the classic clusterfuck, but with far direr circumstances.
1) Daryl: "Holy shit man! I heard that shotgun expo turned into one hell of a clusterfuck once they done run outta the whiskey samples!"
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."
2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."
2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."
by The Active Duty Activist November 19, 2011
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