Amesbury meat pile

When you fuck the Vermetes employee on the meat shelve in the back room
employee: did you find every thing okay?
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*
by Penisboy69 July 19, 2016
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ADHD Pile-Up

When your ADHD is at its peak and your dishes pile up, your laundry piles up, your mail piles up etc. and it all hits at once and cut to 2AM and you realize you’re vacuuming your oven
Ashley: remember those wine glasses from 3 weeks ago? I still haven’t washed them

Amy: oh man you must have hit that ADHD pile-up
by nextdoor_simpleton February 3, 2023
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weird stick in the pile

Reverent word that captures the father-child relationship
Kat hit that age of enlightenment and was sporting that goth look. He saw thru that shadow outfit and saw his baby

Fingers and toes born in a car on a bridge between two states. He knew her light and nourished her spirit.
Her father Jonn raising her absolute free of the burden of joint custody came up with it. Timeless poetry uttered from a Logger no less.
John's immortal word

Kathy you always were the weird stick in the pile.
by Tonythetiler January 25, 2022
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mad animal pile

When 2 or more goofy pets pile up on you.
I sat down in my armchair, and before I knew it, my cats and pug were on top of me. I was in a mad animal pile
by katieemw95 March 30, 2020
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crocidile pile up

when one pushes all of their foreskin as far forward as possible and pushes it roughly into something or someone
Jimmy gave Laura a crocidile pile up in her eye and blinded her.
by Fat Harry lard cum January 27, 2007
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Rusty Pile-driver

A shit-covered super hard-on violently penetrating any bodily orafice just before 'bustin a nut'.
As I was bangin' this chick's poop-chute, just before blowin' my load, I flipped her over and sunk a Rusty Pile-driver down her gob.
by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009
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Alligator Fuck Pile

A situation so bad, you can only hope it calms into a shitstorm. Similar in nature to the classic clusterfuck, but with far direr circumstances.
1) Daryl: "Holy shit man! I heard that shotgun expo turned into one hell of a clusterfuck once they done run outta the whiskey samples!"
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."

2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."
by The Active Duty Activist November 19, 2011
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