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Freedom Chicken

by Oak tree December 21, 2019
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spear of freedom

When a man yells “for America!” and jousts his penis into the girl’s asshole with his balls smushing the skin between the vigina and ass into a deep crater like a wreaking ball.
I did the spear of freedom to Jessica last night. She now calls me the iron patriot
by Evilerskull September 16, 2018
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freedom shots

A coronavirus vaccine is known as a "freedom shot." People who get freedom shots gain immunity from the big 'rona and are free to roam this land. Despite fears of being injected tracking microchips from big tech CCP shill Bill Gates, freedom shots are widely accepted as they are the only way life can get back to normal again.
Boy: Hey wanna Netflix and Chill?
Girl: I can't my parents are over 65 and they are at risk of developing serious complications from COVID!
Boy: It's okay I got them freedom shots
Girl: okay
by Very high 420 November 23, 2020
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freedom fap

Brian had a kickass Freedom Fap after dumping Suzy.

After Clair broke up with Tom, she had a Freedom Fap and went to town with her vibrator
by Pregnant Anne Frank November 2, 2019
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freedom kiss

When a person finds another person with blue eyes, cuts their lip so it bleeds, kiss them and then ejaculates on them. The word is an insult by Ameircans to french kissing hence red, white, and blue.
"Hey did you hear what Jimmy and Kristen did at Brad's party on friday night?"

"No what happened?"

"They freedom kissed."
by joe carl January 17, 2008
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Freedom Unit

A freedom unit is the standard length of a AR-15 (14'' - 20'')
Hey Mike! How big is your house?
Its about 5000 freedom units.
by Subnauticaboss February 15, 2022
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freedom fries

Fries that are, apparently, in some way related to freedom, these are just as fattening as their more mature twin, French Fries.
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