Guy with a sub 4” penis and abnormally large head. Derives pleasure from women, and secretly men, penetrating his anus with objects ranging from dildos to television remotes to unclean hands. Notwithstanding desire to commit gay sex acts swears by his heterosexuality, often times overcompensating by saying things like “guy” and “yup” and “I see one deer dude.”
I shouldn’t have slept with that guy last night, he was smaller than my pinky and kept asking for it in the ass. What a Jeremy Davis.
by Kurt Stevens 11 July 16, 2018
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He is the most amazing person ever he is so funny he will make you laugh until you cry he has the best eyes ever and is always a jokester he is is a caring person and he likes ginger
by JACKHITTHEROAD June 08, 2023
by Harvey Davis AKA gay davis January 02, 2019
Authentic Davis (Born as Amari Damagio Davis) was born May 12, 2003 in Santa Maria, California. At the age of 6, he performed Michael Jackson song in front of his mother and got the feel of what being famous would be like. Couple years later he drop 5 singles, one being Backseat which now has more than 1000 views on YouTube and 290 views on SoundCloud. His biggest inspirations are The Notorious B.I.G., A$AP Rocky, and Eminem.
Amari chose the name "Authentic Davis" because it's a reflection of his music and how it will continue to be Authentic in the future. He is also known as Ghetto Picasso on his Instagram and Twitter.
Amari chose the name "Authentic Davis" because it's a reflection of his music and how it will continue to be Authentic in the future. He is also known as Ghetto Picasso on his Instagram and Twitter.
Johnny: " Aye young blood, you heard that new song by Authentic Davis?"
Erick: "Yeah that shit is trill as fuck"
Johnny: "For real for real
Erick: "Yeah that shit is trill as fuck"
Johnny: "For real for real
by Authentic Davis December 28, 2017
The Davy Crockett involves taking a shot of rum and chasing it with A1 steak sauce. Side effects may include wearing coon hats, carrying muskets, and searching for the alamo while drunk in public.
The alchoholic: "We have a full handle of sailor jerry's, lets take some Davy Crocketts!"
Everyone: "Remember the alamo!"
Everyone: "Remember the alamo!"
by blackmoongoon July 04, 2010