Ben

A poop-munching guy who has dated half the male population.

Have you checked the toilet for any Bens before you take a crap?

by The mixer-upper April 24, 2020

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Ben

He's alright I guess. He often makes cringy puns and dad jokes, but can be funny at times.

Person 1: Who's that
Person 2: Ben
Person 1: oh ok
Both walk away with disinterest

by fuckmeharderuwu February 3, 2021

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An exceptional guy, guaranteed to make you weak at the knees (Achew 🤧) 😳
Ben is an amazing guy, one of the sweetest you'll ever meet. He is quiet though, until u get him alone then he becomes the funniest and cutest guy ever. He gives the BEST hugs!! If you hug him you may instantly fall in love with him! He loves music and will try to make that one girl happy, but no matter what he does he seems hopeless. He is also very shy and even a little insecure at times, but if you meet him you will be one of the luckiest people on earth. A strong silent type, but once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, and very handsome, tender, and gentle, enduring, and an INCREDIBLE love maker. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean - you could get lost in them forever.

When Ben was sliding into home, my knickers were already full of foam 🙀😻💦💦

by Ben Drove'er November 9, 2020

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Ben

Often credited for having a three letter name, and is seen as nothing more than a short name

*in school assembly*
Principal- I have got a certificate here for someone worth praising, Ben would you please come and receive this award for having a comfortably small name
*whole school claps*

by Late Boomer January 20, 2020

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