zebra

alternative term used to describe someone dealing with self harm. often used as a joke between others who also self harm

girlfriend a: babe i'm actually a zebra. i'm not asking you to fix me, i just need you to understand me
girlfriend b: thank you for trusting me with this. i understand this is a sensitive topic and you are so strong for surviving whatever you've gone through. i love you just as you are

by heidiisfuckingcrazy July 19, 2025

Slimey Zebra

When your teacher Tugs on your balls through your pants and huck mucus on your tip as you shit. (preferably green shit full of bile.)

"Yo Mr. Renolds gave me a slimey zebra!"

by Slimey Zebra August 28, 2025

zebra

The animal that you first knew from the alphabet during early childhood

I always thought the zebra was the coolest animal when I was a kid because it was the first one I learned about in my alphabet book!

by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025

Zebra

A sub species of equestrian native to Africa who's hair grows in a bi-colored, striped pattern.

Hym "There. I defined Zebra without saying "A black an white striped equestrian.' There is clearly a distinction there and the question is designed to obfuscate that fact but that only works on idiots and you thought that would work because you are ALSO an idiot. Retarded."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

National Zebra Day

Today your zebra has to give you 1000 kisses

Hey babe, its national zebra day, give me my kisses!

by Ilovemyzebra December 3, 2025

Zebra twinkie

A black girl and a white girl with an Asian in between

As soon as I saw the zebra twinkie get on stage I left that bar and decided it was best to go home for the night at that point

by Mralaska612 June 29, 2024

I like the Zebra Zebra

the song a zebra in that one Armenian ice-cream ad from 2007, which is basically a remix of "I Like To Move It Move It"

Full lyrics of this masterpiece:

I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!

*a zebra stands at the ice-cream truck*

Ice-cream Vendor: what would you like here?
Zebra: I would like...uhmmm...I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!
Ice-cream Vendor: so, vanilla ice-cream
Zebra: yes

by kzkekzrxj August 3, 2024