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Zack G

copy cat. no original ideas. copies phrases. zero social skills. probably homeschooled. erectile disfunction. loves to hoop. by a miracle of God, he somehow gets girls. no sense of style. loves his girls. e and c. avid hoops player. loves to buy into conversations. great christian guy. supposedly fantastic in bed. dance central god. can thrust and grind like nikki minaj. loves calling girls by cute little nicknames. has almost no friends. advocate for mullet awareness. definently packing down there. thinks he’s king of campus. better hide yo girl when he steps out
by anonomus23456 March 12, 2019
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Just who you think he is. He's your average guy that can come up with the most interesting ideas out of nowhere. He's mostly interested in catching turtles in his local river. He'll be at your side for anything no matter what it is and you'd be a stupid ass nigga not to be at his side when he needs it.
Luis: Yo Zack I got u. If you need help with anything, let me know.

Zack: Thanks dude.

Luis: No problem man.
by That McPasta Nigga May 22, 2019
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Loves RUSH none other, just the band, no one else. And Neil Peart, Geddy Lee, the awesomeest of the most awesome writers/players in the greatest band on Earth. Plus Alex. You know how to spell his last name. Geese.
Zack flys by night bitches!
by Mrbuttchocolate May 23, 2019
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Zack is a overdramatic douchbag who everybody is annoyed
Zack has a small dick
by MichaelIrrgang May 27, 2019
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Zack is trash at all games, blames his death on his modded controller, very fat, eats a lot of food, and is a dictator of online games.
See that walrus over there. It's Zack.
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Zack Lowe has never watched porn
by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019
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a name used as a way to classify a person, usually someone who is a bitch, more specifically the bitch of a larger group.
Person 1: “ Hey man, who’s gonna be house bitch this year.”

Person 2: “Zack”
by Yah yeet 24 October 9, 2019
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