You're Cancelled 

A direct way of parting ways with a lover/spouse or friend. This term is most effective when used in a passive aggressive manner or tone.

No, there is no need to call me anymore. You're Cancelled!

You're Cancelled by SplashGordan December 15, 2009

you're the plug 

A way to describe someone who helps you out when you're down on your luck.

Bro, thanks for letting me borrow your car, you're the Plug.

you're the plug by Chris_marquis18 March 26, 2016

you're dead right 

someone who has made a statement or expressed their opinion which others believe to be true and correct can be seen as serious or sarcastic

vicki: jaysus his t.v show is shite!!
emma: you're dead right!!!

you're dead right by emmaleahy August 22, 2007

you're fine 

A phrase used to quell another's anxiety, worry, or anger. However the vast majority of the time it is used indiscriminately and with very little bearing to the reality of the situation.

In some circles it is also used twice consecutively for reinforcement.

A: Yo I'm so fucked for my exam - I don't know shit!
B: Dont worry, you're fine!

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A: Yo seriously man, if I take another shot of JDs I swear to God I'm gonna throw up...
B: Yo, you're fine man!
A: ...
B: You're fine!!

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A: Forget it, I'm sooo tired I just worked 12 hours. I don't wanna go out tonight.
B: Dont worry son - you're fineeeeeee.

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A: WTF that guy just spilt his drink on me. I'm gonna go start shit!!
B: Yo... you're fine. Forget about it.

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A: Fuck my ride just left the club. How am I gonna get home??
B: You're fine, you're fine!

you're fine by chinkb0i June 3, 2006

You're velcro 

"You are welcome." This is the new slang way of making people do a double take. If you say it just right, you get people to think, "Did he say 'welcome' or 'velcro'?"

"Thanks!" "You're velcro."

You're velcro by My Computer Man December 24, 2008

you're the wanker 

The proper response to being called a wanker

guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"

you're the wanker by TreeWeezel November 24, 2010

You're fired 

An unsympathetic and merciless phrase which may be used by those with the power to hire and fire employees or contractors, when the services of those in their employ are no longer required.

Popularised by the entertainer Donald Trump on the TV show 'The Apprentice', before the majority of US voters decided to turn the phrase on him in November 2020.

"Mr Trump, the people have spoken: you're fired."

You're fired by Sneachta dubh November 8, 2020