Skip to main content

Xbox 360

1. The Successor to the Xbox

2. The source of consternation to all Nintendo and Sony fanboys who continue to call it a Tampon even though they're 9 years old and have never seen one before.

3. The source of much irritation from Microsoft because they couldn't keep anything about it a secret.
Dark Lord Bill said nothing about releasing those pictures yet!!!
by Alpha Rioja May 14, 2005
mugGet the Xbox 360 mug.

xbox live

A place where there are many old, lonely, horny guys who hit on younger girls and want to "exchange picture" or "do things" in video chat
*In the xbox live dashboard watching a movie*

Random Perv: Hey, wanna video chat or exchange pics?"

Jenna: No thanks Im all good.

Random Perv: please? im so horny =( *sends picture of dick*

Jenna: No really im ok, why not try some whore on uno? *blocks*
by x3Jenna February 27, 2009
mugGet the xbox live mug.

Xbox 360

bill gates' next device of torture unleashed upon planet earth.
oh no, here comes bill gates.
by da-n May 1, 2005
mugGet the Xbox 360 mug.

xbox 3

That thundercunt wont stop calling my xbox 360 the xbox 3.
by Niggahzz October 16, 2008
mugGet the xbox 3 mug.

Acting all Xbox

Not working, Broken, defective. As in how the Microsoft Xbox 360 has a HIGH defect rate.
My PC is "Acting all Xbox"!
by Sodoom February 25, 2008
mugGet the Acting all Xbox mug.

Xbox Noob

An Xbox Noob: Here are some examples that set Xbox Noobs apart:
Xbox Noob: I don't understand keyboard controls, there's too many buttons!

Xbox Noob: *found a top 10 video game hero poll* OMG MASTER CHIEF FOR THE WIN!

Xbox Noob: I'm going to post a video of me getting ridiculous no-scope headshots on CoD 4 on YouTube.

Xbox Noob: OMG CoD 4 is so much better than CoD 5. God!

They think Xbox Originals were better than the PS2.

They think Xbox 360's have better graphics than PC's.

They think Halo is better than Half-Life.

They make fun of people who have Xbox Live Silver.
by Eilrahc Snrub November 1, 2009
mugGet the Xbox Noob mug.

Xbox Series X

The new Xbox slated to come out in late 2020 that's going to destroy the fuck out of the ShitStation 5 in terms of power, features, sales, software, games, etc like it always has, and always will. A far superior platform that will put PC elitist cucks, and FlopStation gayboys in their place crying over how their garbage systems suck. A great piece of hardware that doesn't compete with PlayStation because it already shits all over it, everyone already knows that Sony can and never will be able to compete with Microsoft so their focused on corporations like Amazon and Google who can try but like Sony will fail. A system that will put Sony's LameStation out of it's misery and finally bankrupt Sony for good. A console like every other gen will dominate in everything, especially after pushing into every other country and making FailStation even more irrelevant than it already is.
Xbox Series X is going to be an extremely high quality, superior platform like the brand always has been. Sony cunts and PC fags can cry when they're getting stomped like the sissified queers they are.
by MetalHead367 April 25, 2020
mugGet the Xbox Series X mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email