Skip to main content

Toilet Wine 

1. Home-Made alcohol brewed by prison convicts in the top tank of their cell toilets. Used primarily for "Getting a Shine On" and trading for cigarettes and "Bitches"

2. Any brand and/or variety of cheap, disgusting alcohol. Ex:
1. Boone's Farm
2. Maddog 20/20 (Dr. Deuce)
3. Cinzano Bianco
4. Boomerang Gin
1. But I DID buy you... for a carton of Marlboros and a Gallon of Toilet wine... you'll always be my bitch, Till I KILL YO ASS!

2. Pass me the toilet wine... Dr. Deuce is about to make a house call!
Toilet Wine by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005
Related Words

dingleberry wine

The sweat in the crack of your ass that ferments on sweltering hot days.
This will be a good year for dingleberry wine.

Cisco Wine 

The Kool aide from hell. This unearthly blend of burnt rubber, rubbing alcohol and possibly bum piss leads to hallucinations, mental retardation and lack of a home. Drinking a bottle leads to a 3 day hangover that the devil placed upon you himself. Also known as "liquid crack" this anitfreeze/cyanide concoction can also substitute for nail polish remover. If injected will cause tumors. Enjoy!
Scott: Why is Rhonda sleeping in a box under a bridge with no clothes?
Matt: oh she drank cisco wine last night
Cisco Wine by Scott Balls October 16, 2008

Thunderbird Wine 

a tasty tasty high octane swill made especially to control the afro american population.
Thunderbird Wine:

‎"What's the word? Thunderbird!
What's the price? Fifty twice!
What's the reason? Grapes in season!
Who drinks the most? Them colored folks!
What's the reaction? Satisfaction!"
Thunderbird Wine by knssilm January 2, 2012

Portagee Wine Stomper 

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.
Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.

methodist wine 

grape juice. originates from the fact that methodist churches use grape juice in place of wine.
methodist wine by hurcha94 November 21, 2011