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double windsor

A double windsor is the single most uniform knot you can tie. It's thick and says "I'm a strong independent man/woman" from distances of up to 50 yards. The perfect finishing touch to any power suit, it says: "I'm a badass motherfucker who don't take no for an answer. Now lets talk mergers."
He/she walked into the conference room, a freshly tied double windsor around their neck, and Chuck Norris himself gave into their demands, crying like a little baby.
by Uberwomansch October 10, 2011
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West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North

A school located in the state where absolutely nothing happens: New Jersey. The building of education is overrun by ginders, and it is 80% Asian. You will get slapped if you have less than a 102% in any subject. It has the money to pay for not one but TWO ice cream vending machines yet it doesn’t have the dough to fix the goddamn ac and heater. At least it’s better than South because we actually have walls.
Mom: What did you get on your test at West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North today?
Child: uhh... *stutters* a 100%
Mom: Really? Two can play at that game. *twap*
by butch the butcher October 16, 2019
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Flowers in the window

Pregnant. Akin to a 'bun in the oven', the expression 'flowers in the window' simply refers to a woman in the family way. As mentioned in the Travis song.
So I heard Becky's got a bun in the oven... y'know flowers in the window.
by Nilsia July 10, 2010
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I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window

A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.
If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!
by Dommar41 June 9, 2012
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Windowsill Bay

Time away from work spent at home.
"Where you going next week when you are off work?"

"Windowsill bay"
by Bristol Tone October 4, 2008
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Windoof

A german form that makes fun of Microsoft Windows (doof meaning stupid, silly) often used by Mac or Linux Users
Guy 1: Oh man mein Windows craht die ganze Zeit (Oh man my windows is crashing all the time)
Guy 2: Windoof ist ja auch scheisse, benutz 'nen mac! ( That's because Windoof sucks, use a mac!)
Guy 3: Haha, Mac ist genauso scheisse wie Windoof, benutz Linux! (Haha, Mac sucks as bad as Windoof, use Linux!)
by King Hermy July 12, 2009
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Windows Computer

A piece of technology that is used to surf the web, play games, or, as most commonly used, to look up porn. It works for it's purpose, but you know that it's not the best. You use it, but only because you have to, and are too afraid to put in the time and money of getting a real computer that doesn't shit itself and die every time you look at it too hard.

It's lot like a bad prostitute.
Dude 1: Hey man, so hows your Windows Computer doing?
Dude 2: Not so good. I mean, it works, but every time I'm using it I always scream out "MACINTOSH!" by mistake.
by TheVampireKow October 18, 2009
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