Whoopsy

A screaming metrosexual, who uses a female shield (pretend girlfriend) to cover up his secret obsession with men. Symptoms include the constant reference to sexual activity, River Island shopping and a compulsion to go shoe shopping rather than bowling with the bois.

Hey man have you seen (insert name here) ? Shit homie he so white whoopsy it hurts.

by Waz Goody2011 November 27, 2011

Whoppers

(noun.) The act of proforming intercourse in such a vigorous manner that the female deficates on the scrotem of the male resembling the famous candy "WHOPPERS"!!!!!

I was fuckin my girl so hard she shit all over my balls and they looked like the candy whoppers

by Don Braxton Nixon May 25, 2008

whoppershilling

a scary man/men who live in kebab shops

damn that was a big whoppershilling

by Scott Litster October 13, 2003

whoops text

when you text the wrong person and reveal a secret at the same time

Jim texted his coworker Lisa "Miss You :-)"

He really meant to text his new gf he is keeping on the down low.

When Jim got back to the office her told Lisa sorry I whoops texted you.

by bluemouse April 30, 2010

Whoopsy-Pussy

N. When you get laid without trying or by accident.

I wasn't even into that girl, it was total whoopsy-pussy.

by TedDub April 6, 2011

whopper sex

When two nappy ass porch monkeys have hot sex and fling their own shit at eachother like rabid chimpanzees

me and that fine hoe taquito has hot whopper sex last night nigga

by eva "semen tits" lilly September 14, 2017

Whoops

The most insincere way of acknowledging your mistakes and having no intention to fix it.

Guy:"My phone is broken because of you"

Guy2: "It was a mistake,whoopsie"

by Super Niggalicious December 10, 2018