Wench Dickhead

1. NOUN. A stupid woman using no logic in her thoughts, words, ideas, or actions.

2. ADJECTIVE. Used to describe a women's thoughts which are devoid of any logic.

ORIGIN: One night, my family brought up how bad the movie "The Blair Witch Project" was. My mom said," The lady's at work said it was good..." "Yeah, you and your WENCH...(PAUSES AND LOOKS AROUND SEARCHING FOR A WORD) DICKHEAD ladies at work..." Added my dad.

EX. 1) Nikki let Karissa go home early from work at the dinner, but Nikki told Karissa she could leave like 7 minutes after her parents had finished eating and left the restaurant, and Nikki KNEW Karissa's parents were there...so Karissa's parents had to turn around and pick Karissa up from the restaurant. Nikki is a total wench dickhead.

Ex. 2) With all the catty girls and favoritism bullshit going on, this place is definitely turning more and more into a wench dick head fest.

by thetrophyone October 10, 2011

Wrenched

To have the wool pulled over your eyes

Johnny: I'm finishing my shift early today, cleared it with the boss already
Paddy: Ok, see you tomorrow
Ian: Paddy, you just been wrenched

by you'rebeing June 18, 2011

MONKEY WRENCH

When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.

Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.

by dave March 23, 2005

Wrenchies

(n) a venerial disease categorized as EVERY STD mixed together into one, rolled up and slapped onto your genitals until your nuts fall off

"Hey did you hear about Mick Jagger? He slept with so many groupies that he caught wrenchies!"

by BadMother September 21, 2005

wrenched

gehtto word for nasty

renee: ew your toe nail polish is wrenched!!
kate: I know I need a polish change!

by koolerthanyoukate September 1, 2016

Shinobi Wench Hammer

A Shinobi Wench Hammer is a move during sexual intercourse where the lights are turned out and the male rams the female from the darkness, so hard that she should climax upon landing. Usually performed towards the end of a sexual occurance as a pièce de résistance. It can be executed from infront or behind of a woman. If executed correctly from the rear, it may lead to a Wench Hammer Mudslide

...Silence... *scream of fright then pleasure* "You've just been Shinobi Wench Hammered baby, now lick this mudpie off my sack!"

by Ciderboi February 27, 2009

Monkey Wrenched

A verb meaning that someone/something has totally messed up your plans and/or what you were working on. That is: they threw a monkey wrench into your plans/work.

I was planning on working on that new project, but then my boss stopped by and monkey wrenched my afternoon.

by 321dwt December 8, 2010