White Girl Wasted

The state John gets in when he has snuck off to the pub without Sues consent...

John snuck off to the boozer again, got white girl wasted. Sue gonna wreck him. At least he jackpotted the gambler though....

by Shape bandit January 31, 2019

getting wasted

A term used to describe the aparatus known as the funnel for pouring beer into and then drinking through that exact same funnel. Note that Beer Bong is not the correct term for anything related to this ritual.

I'm going to use this Getting Wasted to "get wasted" *snickers*.

by Not Mike Reid August 22, 2006

White girl wasted

When a male has sex with a Caucasian female in the vagina while getting drunk from a alcoholic beverage bottle lodged in her anus

"Dude I white girl wasted the bitch last night!"

by Leedle leedle leedle July 30, 2015

puertorican wasted

originated in dartmouth, ma, puertorican wasted is simply a term for getting hammerfaced and having a blast while wearing a miraculous bra. no puertoricans necessary. a similar term "mexican wasted" - altered form for cinco de mayo.

omfgwtf lets all get puertorican wasted<3xoxo

by ilovetogetHF May 30, 2011

Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.

Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there

by Shotgunbeeramerican May 13, 2021

Tranny Wasted

When you end up getting more wasted than you expect, and given the right scenario you might engage a tranny.

Bro 1: Bro I was so wasted last night...

Bro 2: I know man you banged a tranny...

Bro 1: Damn bro that's my second time getting tranny wasted this week.

by Brochompskithe2nd January 15, 2013

White Girl Wasted

Haley (a.k.a drunk 1)

The state of rolling around on the ground and being dragged home by your dd. While in this state, you may also ask “can i pee in your truck” (the answer is always no)

“Have you seen drunk 1?”
“Yeah. She’s white girl wasted.”

by buckleys224 April 19, 2019