wilbert

When a straight heterosexual male accidentally sticks his thumb up another man's rectum, purely by mistake. Usually occurs in male community showers at gyms or prisons/correctional facilities and dark rooms.

As I entered the dark room, I slipped and fell on Greg's bed, accidentally giving him a wilbert.

As the doctor was checking my cheeks, he accidentally gave me a wilbert.

by Jim Bobbbb May 5, 2008

wilbursexual

Being only attracted to the Twitch Streamer, Wilbur Soot

Becky: AHH I LOVE WILBUR SOOT!
Sarah: Then you may be, wilbursexual.

by finnlardthefirst December 31, 2020

wilburig

wilburig is very sussy amogus big chungus. and very imposter. very good woman. woman pog 👏🥺

yeah wilburig is very pogchamp uwuwuwu 🥺🥺🥺

by harryisnotdead August 26, 2021

wilbury

An over-the-hill musician whose current output is rather uninspired and uninteresting.

Did you hear his new song? Ugh.. he's such a wilbury now.

by KvHagedorn November 19, 2007

Wilberto

A boring, indifferent, contrary and cancerous individual with a white stubley completion.A sure sign you have found one is if it is carrying a broken squash racquet.

I was winning the first game but then I went all Wilberto!

by Waldini December 28, 2007

Wilbert

A cute name for a big cow

That's a cute big wilbert on the farm

by Omgwtfisthatthing May 28, 2017

Lloyd Winburn

Lloyd Winburn is a description for one who goes for one idea after another; he loves the idea more than the actual thing; ready to venture, out front taking chances; before everybody when skirting the Law. A prison term for tax violations. Ready to be part of a conspiracy if it is good for society, his pocket or his grandkids.

There you go again, pulling another Lloyd Winburn.
You did a Lloyd Winburn? What was the charge?
Is this for real or is it a Lloyd Winburn?
Why don't you settle down and stop being a Lloyd Winburn? Focus.
When you are like Lloyd Winburn your are doing a Lloyd Winburn
You have the imatination of a Lloyd Winburn.
Slow down, Man, you are becoming a Lloyd Winburn.

by Lloyd Winburn February 26, 2008