WAL

What a loser

He's missed another goal? WAL...

by Wal-whale November 20, 2020

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

wal

once upon a time a stupid fucking idiot made a stupid noise. this was the noise the fucking idiot said.

"Youssef are you fucking stupid"
"wal"

by md_mp4 December 13, 2023

Wal-Martyr

n. A person who refuses to shop at Wal-Mart based on principle alone

Trixie won’t shop at Wal-Mart because of the low wages they pay their employees and cheap Imports from foreign countries. What a Wal-Martyr!

by James Oxbow February 12, 2018

wal-hawk

Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.

Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!

by Leo253 November 29, 2017

Wal-Martaphobia

The fear of Wal-Mart

1: Yo you going to Wal-Mart?
2: No mate... you know I've got Wal-Martaphobia

by I'm Scared Of Walmart July 28, 2017

Man, go to Wal-Mart

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

by von groovy June 24, 2024