Volcano Dick

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.
How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.
by ggnoodles July 24, 2018
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Volcano Blumpkin

Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.
by Nalex. November 02, 2010
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fire volcano

He was with Grace last night. I’m sure he had a fire volcano, since he’s a ginger.
by Ray Ray Reneeee November 06, 2017
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angry volcano

You're giving him a hand-job. Just before he comes, you dip your other hand in the open jar of chili sauce and quickly change hands. He'll huff and puff just like a volcano, and when the sperm mixes with the chili sauce it looks exactly like lava!
My boyfriend try to do the Batman on me last night, but I beat him to it by doing the angry volcano!
by Just for funz. July 24, 2017
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Carolina Volcano

A Carolina volcano is a way of consuming alcohol. The consumer presents his/her asshole in a headstand formation while a partner goatees open the asshole of the consumer. The partner then fills the asshole of the consumer with Fireball cinnamon whiskey. The consumer then farts out the Fireball creating a blasting effect of fiery and delicious whiskey into the face of the partner.
My sister is temporarily blind after helping me with a Carolina Volcano
by DEEPSEAASFUCK August 03, 2021
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Too much volcano

The greatest song of all time. It makes you tear up every time you listen to it because of how moving it is. Truly of the most magnificent masterpieces since Beethoven.
by Too much volcano enjoyer June 25, 2023
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volcano cough

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.
I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.
by NattyGlass March 07, 2011
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