dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

That's just vague enough to work

A statement used to agree with another statement or plan. Different adjectives can be used in place of vague:
insane
crazy
dumb
etc.

Boy A: "So we'll knock on the door."
Boy B: "And then?
Boy A: "Then we'll do something else."
Boy B: "Wow that's just vague enough to work."

by Sagira May 16, 2010

Vague tweet

Similar to the subtweet, speaking your mind on twitter without actually referencing what you are talking about directly. It is extremely passive aggressive and more often than not everyone will know exactly who or what you are talking about.

If Alice vague tweets one more time about how much she hates me, I'll give her a piece of my mind!

by onyxfiber January 2, 2012

valeed

A warrior. Someone who will definitely make it in this world, it is written in his hands. If his last name is Abid - you know he's a keeper.

Never let a Valeed Abid go!

You know Valeed, yeah, he will make it.

by asihdakshdaksjd May 25, 2017

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

exxon valdez

to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.

Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!

by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006

moral values

A term people use when they don't want to admit that they're homophobic.

"Moral values are very important to me. (Heh, they'll never find out that I hate gay people!)"

by korex May 13, 2005