virtuality

(noun) The words virtual and reality compounded into one word; refers not so much to Virtual Reality, but the virtual world of the internet.

Hey, I found one of your tunes out there in virtuality.

by doorlux February 16, 2009

virtually dry humping

When you and a buddy "poke" each other back and forth long enough on Facebook, you get hot for each other.

Jack: pokes Jill
Jill: pokes back
Jack: pokes back
Jill: pokes back
...
Jack is virtually dry humping Jill.

by VirtualDryHumper November 14, 2011

Virtuals

People you are friends with on a Social Network that you've never met in person.

I have 650 Virtuals on FaceBook, along with 10 friends.

by Brandomonium April 2, 2011

Virtua Fighter

The reason why people ditch this game in favor of Tekken is because Virtua Fighter is too realistic.

I'd rather have my characters fly 30 feet in the air after I make a flashy uppercut.

by gamer dude September 7, 2003

Virtually Yours

I belong to you for as long as you need me to

I have the job. Technically, I'm virtually yours already. Now you just need to make me an offer

by VirtuallyYoursGP October 27, 2016

VirtualR

Some annoying guy on the internet
If you see him run because he is a major threat to society.

OH MY GOD BECKY ITS VIRTUALR
OMG HE IS SO HOT

by VirtualR April 16, 2022

Virtua Fighter

If America knows the difference between treasure and trash, we wouldn't have talentless media whores like Britney Spears, Nelly, Eminem, Puff Daddy and Jennifer Lopez turning the concept of music into a joke. We wouldn't be bored to death with MTV, talk shows, reality TV and soap operas. We would have honest people running our government. And we definitely wouldn't have so many shitty videogames clogging up the Playstation line of consoles.

Americans just hate Virtua Fighter because it doesn't allow for you to randomly button-mash your way to victory, and it doesn't have pretty flashes of light.

by true gamer June 18, 2004