by TheTruth1379 August 4, 2016
Get the Brown Unicornmug. Example 1: "Hey Don, check out unicorn pants over there leaving that strip club."
Example 2: "Michelle's mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. She asked for help bringing in the groceries and I had a major case of unicorn pants."
Example 2: "Michelle's mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. She asked for help bringing in the groceries and I had a major case of unicorn pants."
by -Kley- December 30, 2007
Get the Unicorn Pantsmug. A gay guy who's legitimately interested in finding and forming lasting relationships (friendships or otherwise). Typically attracted to intelligence and personality over beauty. Typically value open communication and insightful conversation about topics not necessarily involving all things gay or sex. Typically attractive, but overlooked. Usually the nice guy who's almost always friendzoned before even being considered for a relationship. Often the one person gays WANT to find, but also the same person they REFUSE to find... (Mr. Right or Mr. Right Someday vs. Mr. Right Now)
GayGuy1: Hey, you got pics?? ;)
GayGuy2: How about we meet first and see if we click??
GG1: Whoa! A gay unicorn!? (if they were to actually respond at all, which is rare)
GayGuy2: How about we meet first and see if we click??
GG1: Whoa! A gay unicorn!? (if they were to actually respond at all, which is rare)
by Sebaba June 7, 2016
Get the gay unicornmug. A fictional place invented by Superwoman (Lilly Singh) in which everything is perfect, and everyone is always positive and nice. Anyone can go to Unicorn Island, and it can have whatever you want it to have. It is the best place in the world...
I am so mad.
Dude, just take a trip to Unicorn Island, you'll feel so much better.
Really, you think it'll help? What is it?
It is whatever you want it to be. No one is going to judge you, and everyone and everything there is positive.
Dude, just take a trip to Unicorn Island, you'll feel so much better.
Really, you think it'll help? What is it?
It is whatever you want it to be. No one is going to judge you, and everyone and everything there is positive.
by BoiGotNoSwag September 24, 2014
Get the Unicorn Islandmug. Example 1:
We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!
Example 2:
Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.
We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!
Example 2:
Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.
by RoofUnicorn69 November 5, 2020
Get the Roof Unicornmug. The act of doing a line of coke off a rock hard boner. Female or male, whoever keeps you rock hard like a unicorn.
by OTPHJ1 March 11, 2014
Get the columbian unicornmug. The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.
"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.
by Doubleblinddate April 1, 2011
Get the enchanted unicornmug.