Twitter language

The most cringe and weird language. Makes you feel pain inside. Usually consists of: SKHSKSHSKSHDK - STAN DREAM *insert awful fan cam* - stay mad 😘 - YAASS - twitter do your thang

Twitter user #1: OMG I JUST MINED COAL IN MINECRAFT AHHHH
Twitter user #2: YOUR SUCH A QUEEN OMG SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
Normal Person #1: why am I feeling pain inside?
Normal Person #2: they’re speaking twitter language, you get use to it unfortunately.

by SuperGoat636 April 7, 2021

Twitterection

A "Twitterection" is the sexual arousal a male feels when overly excited by something of or related to the globally used online community sensation, Twitter. Times at which this strange phenomenon can occur include, but is not limited to, the reaching of a Tweeter's previously set goals and/or the reading of a "Followed" Twitter user's "Tweet"

No female version of this occurrence has been recorded on file as of yet.

EX:

- "OMG! Reaching my 10,000th Tweet has given me a Twitterection!"

- "Ashton Kutcher is shopping with Demi Moore at Barney's? That's Twitterection inducing!"

by Oh_Gee_Stephie August 6, 2009

Deep Web Twitter

The deep web version of Twitter. If you are not into child pornography, don't ever in your life go there. Following someone on that site, most probably, leads to you to some disturbing scat child porn or rape. And I'm pretty sure you don't want to end up in prison.

I went to Deep Web Twitter... I made a huge mistake.

by thatGu December 30, 2014

Twitterista

Stylish Twitter user. One who sends stylish tweets. One who tweets interesting tweets.

She's such a Twitterista ... her tweets have so much style!

by VeeeGeee January 15, 2010

Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter

James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.

by Coostis April 17, 2011

Twitter Celeb

People that have a lot of followers on twitter but are nobodies, but think their someone because they may or may not have bought their followers. This may range from people putting fake verification signs next to name or actually writing verified. These people have a lot more followers than following and seem to feel that people look up to them when in all actuality . . no one doesnt care.

138 Following 8,539 Followers

yet you have never heard of the person.

have a team for themselves.

John Smith. #teamjohnsmith

all indications of a twitter celeb

by Teddy Francis August 23, 2011

twitter feminist

A Twitter Feminist is someone who will block you because your college roommate's first cousin once removed made a woman joke two years ago.

You are blocked from following @ Twitter Feminist and viewing @ Twitter Feminist's tweets.

by Gyra December 11, 2016