tweet-timer

A person that tweets one tweet, yet tells two seperate people its directed towards them.

Bae: The majority of my tweets are about you, except for the random ...their about you.
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!

by Genuine100 May 31, 2016

Tweet tweet

Hairy ball sack

You have a tweet tweet

by Dhjdj January 27, 2022

rollover tweets

When a twitter user cannot tweet as much throughout the week and must make up for it by constantly tweeting on the weekends.

Due to school I only accumulated 20 tweets throughout the week, so I posted 300 rollover tweets on the weekend to make up for it.

by lazerliz October 6, 2009

Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.

I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.

by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010

Dirty tweet thief

Some one who steals awesome tweet from their friends

Lucy openshaw is a dirty tweet thief

by djb1905 April 1, 2020

corpse tweet

Twitter feeds that are connected to auto-posting software and continue to Tweet after the company is closed.

Three months after their startup died, their corpse tweets kept getting pushed out ever day.

by kat071 May 25, 2015

dedication tweet

a dedication tweet is an expression of Jah’s Love for all of her mutuals

you: “hello Jah, one dedication tweet please☝️☺️”
Jah : “certainly, one coming right up”

by sheiownshrowmwhe ww May 5, 2024