Wick Turbs

The abbreviated combination of both Wicked and Turbo. The combination of both words results in soo much win, that it should only be used to describe something so boss that any other word on the planet and/or combination of words will fail miserably in trying to accomplish what wick turbs can, and that is, describing the most awesome of awesome. If wick turbs was an action, it would be equivalent to punching yourself in the face repeatedly while mumbling 'Thank you sir may I have another"...This word should be used sparingly, and only to describe the upmost, stupid moments of epic win.

bik boi: Cyborg pirate ninja jesus is such an awesome jesus.

EJPP: No dude, cyborg pirate ninja jesus is wick turbs.

bik boi:Wick Turbs?ohhhhh, like Ben Savage in little monsters?

EJPP:Exactly Ben Savage is wick turbs.

bik boi:woord!

by bik boi November 10, 2009

Dirty Turk

The act of intricately matting poopy over a male's testes then allowing said male to plough your anal passage, consequently flicking poopy over the receiver's buttocks.

Louis totally dirty turked Adam last night.

by Louis "Dirty Turk" April 6, 2014

tunks

Despite being from Nashville, a cool girl who hangs out in various channels in IRC(Gplus, Animeparadox, sazanquest) who knows her stuff about hockey, baseball and anime and flirts with guys like a mad woman.

Tunks is watching the hockey and wishing Dormin was with her.

by Nimrod June 7, 2004

TurkDay

When someone named Joseph is trying to support his friend who's sad on his birthday
but is a fucking retard and fucks it up

Cody: what's wrong junior its your birthday *cough* *cough* Joseph
Joseph: Oh so its my turn now your not going to talk over me now dude...
Joseph: So whats wrong uh dude uh you cant be sad on your turkday
Cody: What the fuck is a turkday Joseph
Joseph: *Grunt* Dude I stuttered I meant birthday
Cody: Turkday sounds nothing like birthday joseph!

by TurkDay January 1, 2019

tucks

having tucks means being able to roll a joint, blunt, spliff etc nicely

"Sophie has such dank tucks bro, her spliffs are prime."

by David Piff January 21, 2019

radioactive turk

When a deploying Marine gets his smallpox vaccination, and before the wound heals takes the band-aid off the infected area, rubs his fingers on the wound and proceeds to finger his unexpecting one night stand.

Man, i was so excited before the last deployment, i had to unleash my love for the Corps with a Radioactive Turk.

by marine corporal January 9, 2009

pocket turds

a paper left in your pocket after a ite wash which yurns into white glob which looks a turd

i left really important papers in my pocket yesterday but now all thats left arre pocket turds.

by the wringler August 30, 2009