Turbo-stat

Before now.

......You're already late.

"I need those papers on my desk turbo-stat."

"I'm ready for BJork's album to drop turbo-stat."

"I want that guy's dick in my mouth turbo-stat." (valley girl voice optional)

by deadpool408 April 15, 2014

Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.

Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

Turbo twist

"Turbo Twist" is when a bitch twists her hand while jerking and sucking you off.

Founded by Swooper

Prosper: Hey awp i think you are a god at fortnite.
Swiper: Prosper is given you the turbo twist suck today huh awp.

by SwiperThe1 June 6, 2018

turbo fag

n-A huge douche bag. One who prefers to take it in the ass more than a normal faggot.

The Student Council of certeain New England Boarding School is full of turbo fags, actually they are turbo fag 9000s. (see turbe fag 9000)

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

woah there turbo

what you say to someone when you want them to chill out.

Woah there turbo, don't be getting up in meh grillz!

by effin a cotton January 19, 2010

turbo shuffle

a sub-branch of the popular underground dance, the melbourne shuffle, also known as the shuffle. the turbo shuffle is perdominantly shuffled to hardstyles music and some other electronica / dance / house musics
only a select few are able to turbo shuffle, however mystery surrounds those few people as they must go through a difficult grading process which wittles the populous down to the very elite allowed to turbo shuffle

Richard: "Dude, Can you turbo shuffle?"
Nathan: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

by Turbo Krew May 24, 2008

Turbo Shart

An extraction of extremely gross poopy mixture, which occurs accidently when trying to fart. Turbo sharts are much more vile than average farts. They tend to gain distance from the sharter.

Fuck! I just made a Turbo Shart on my cat!

by Dev b January 19, 2007