Turdle

Playing Wordle on the toilet.

After lunch, I often enjoy a nice restroom break at work by taking a 15 minute Turdle.

by Chuckster4 November 8, 2022

Toddler

A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners

I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.

by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022

tiddle-twinky

The act of pinching the nipple of a person, often used as a mating call, an act of friendship, or marking the territory

Jonathan and I have been getting along really well, we exchanged quite a lot of tiddle-twinkys yesterday night
If Lucy ends up with Doug again, I will be forced to lay down my thunderous tiddle-twinky on her

by damnshefine January 12, 2023

Turdlet

A small miniature poo thats smaller than a turd and bigger than a turdling. Turdlets can often be hard to remove from your system.

I just dropped a ton of turdlets into the toilet

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL SpongeBoB airbrushed t-shirt is cool.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023

toddlerussy

A hopefully a cartoon baby pussy

Hey bro guess I saw this amazing Loil comic bro and the Loil toddlerussy was soooo cute

by Non-pedo June 21, 2023

Toddler slap

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.

Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.

by Toddler slap June 30, 2023