Trumpette

Trumpette:. A die-hard supporter of Trump Known to make loud otherworldly noise much like a beginner trumpeteer. Despite being very loud they do not know how bad or loud they sound. They think they are performing a wake up call. They are also tone deaf.

The Trumpette believed levery idea from Fox news.

by Harmony1812 September 4, 2019

trumpet tits

A Female with big tits and a VERY loud voice like a trumpet

Fuck sake Sharon, shut your big gob..... Trumpet Tits!

by spazee July 24, 2010

bum trumpet

To fart; release gas; flatulence.

Hi, little bobby, did you just bum trumpet?

by keens February 11, 2004

trumpeter's beard

the soul patch-like beard that can be found under almost every trumpeter's lower lip.

check out that trumpeter's beard, he must be a true horn player.

by Josh Mogy. December 10, 2008

Sad Trumpet

The sound made by trying to insert a flaccid penis into a farting asshole.

I tried sticking my limp dick in her ass, she farted making a sad trumpet noise.

by vinylcluck September 13, 2012

Rusty trumpet

A female equivalent of a rusty trombone

Candy's eyes lit up as Sandy tongue punched her date and reached around to complete the rusty trumpet with jazz like vigour

by Mickyoubastard June 6, 2018

Trumpet

UK slang word for cocaine.

Lets go score some trumpet.

by EzGoingKev December 25, 2008