Trouser Shark

Girl who enjoys giving head, but who is not very good at it.

"That trouser shark left teeth marks on my dick. Does anyone have a band-aid"

by dirtchsmyth March 5, 2010

Brown trousers

Usually worn by politics and economics teachers with exceptionally large behinds. Upon prenounciation, emphasis should be placed on the word "BROWN".

Right example: :)
Theador: Here comes our politics teacher
Jeremy: Check out those BROWN trousers

Wrong Example: >:0
Theador: Here comes our politics teacher
Penis: Check OUT those brown trousers

by Snekaing Chimp May 11, 2008

clever trousers

A person who cannot let anything go by. They always have to answer back in a condesending way. These are usually people who are higher in the academic world than their peers and they use their knowledge in a mean way.

"He had to say that just to be a clever trousers. Who cares if pigs don't really sweat that much?"

by mickey November 23, 2004

trousers

It's a word you use in conversation about anything. For example, if you are talking about aircraft carriers, you can say, "As recent as yesterday I owned a pair of trousers that looked exactly like an aircraft carrier."

I once owned a pair a trousers that looked just like a driveshaft.

by TObject June 12, 2004

trouser monkey

One who hangs arounds anothers pants...

Trouser monkeys get A LOT

by ixx February 11, 2005

trouser snake

The big thing that spit on your mom when she was going down my in pants.

Wanna pet my trouser snake?

by rayp January 18, 2004

All talk and no trousers

When someone talks about someone else in a way that would suggest that they had slept with someone, but had in fact not.

Dude 1: I banged her so hard last night!!!
Dude 2: Haha!!! Really?
Dude 3: Man... you're all talk and no trousers

by BigBadDoc July 28, 2012