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never put a sock in a toaster

If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet
Must never put a sock in a toaster.
by TheOnlyBrofessor May 6, 2016
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TOaster

A regular on the GameFAQs board Toaster Oven(board 909090909). It wasmade by just capitalizing the O in 'Toaster' to put the board's initials in there as a symbol. The board's AIM chat is named, accordingly, 'TOasters.'
Don't mess with him, he's a TOaster.
by Are You Listening June 20, 2004
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toaster leavin's

The scraps. As in: the leftover crumbs in the bottom of the toaster. may be applied to many physical properties... any poor remainder.
Billy was determined to get some bread, but all that was left was the toaster leavin's.
by Bennagels April 23, 2008
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Orangutaun Toaster

1: During intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there penis so frantically the friction makes the penis feel red hot. The man then proceeds to stick his penis into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. The sensation is as intense as placing one's penis into a toaster. The woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the penis out of her vagina/ass with her muscles. This is like bread popping out of a toaster.
Last night was so wild, I gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. She was so scared she ran outta the house ass naked.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
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toaster special

When a man is giving a woman a hellacious pounding in the kitchen,he pulls out and sticks an appliance (often a toaster) into her.
"Man, John gave Mary the toaster special last Friday in his kitchen, and she still can't walk properly."
by Lord Scott July 16, 2008
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Toaster Effect

A horror movie effect wherein something is intended to scare the audience by popping up unexpectedly, catching them unaware, similar to toast popping out of a toaster.
"Dude, that movie wasn't scary at all, it relied too much on the toaster effect."
by Megamean09 October 6, 2012
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Toaster army

Something made by a 13 year old girl on discord, for friends.
HEY GET ON THE TOASTER ARMY SERVER AND LETS SPAM !
by Toaster queen January 29, 2017
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