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Waldron Tower

A place of intense bonding of friends. Waldron Tower has been known for its good floor parties and is sometimes confused with the Tower of London. Waldron has been known to harbour large amounts of awkward situations (see perez) as well as being known for large amounts of "floor cest"(see floor 10).

Some important facts that should be known about Waldron Tower is:

1.) Waldron has an amazing view from the top.
2.) Its better on the bottom.
3.) Milk chugging contests should only be attempted from the bottom three floors.
4.) Elevators should not be trusted.
5.) The matress is room 503 should NEVER be flipped.
6.) Century club parties SHOULD be held in room 719.
7.) If you are lucky enough to occupy room 205, you should attempt to make out with everyone in the building.

In closing it should be noted that Waldron Tower may be used as a pick up line. The term "Wheres Wally?" can often be used to great success whilst being inibriated.
Person 1: "Hey can you tell us where Waldron Tower is?"
Person 2: "Where's what?"
Person 1: "Where's Wally?!"
Person 2: "Oh its this way. Follow me"
Person 1: "Thanks. I love you. Do you want to make out?"
by Dr.Eichward August 30, 2008
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pissant town

"That's the problem. That 4-0 result tonight was politics, nothing else. Whether you are involved directly or indirectly you have an effect. Because of a pissant town, this club will never win anything until you get rid of that crap.
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Sea Town

Nickname for the city of Seattle, WA. Used in a Sir Mix-a-Lot song.
Back to the 2 0 6
Double up my grits
And Sea-town giving po po fits
by Morgan March 10, 2005
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Funky Town

A gore video that is best not to search for. It's also a song used in Shrek, which is undoubtedly the greatest movie of all time.
Person 1: Yo! Search up Funky Town videos!
Person 2: Okay! I bet it's gonna be that thing from Shrek!
*after person 2 searches it*
Person 2: AHHHHH WTF?????
by will this show up 5 years l8r September 9, 2021
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Appleton Tower

Appleton Tower is the ultimate place to shag for an Edinburgh Uni student. Not only does it have showers to use after, but it also has many discrete rooms to use to fuck your academic counterparts. However, some shaggers prefer the middle of the basement corridor, allowing it to fantastically go viral and give bored uni students something to laugh about.
'I have a tutorial in Appleton Tower tomorrow, i'm probably going to get chlamydia'
by UpTheSciennes February 22, 2019
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Down Down to Goblin Town

A song from the 1977 movie The Hobbit inspired by J.R.R.Tolkien.

References a place in the realm of Middle Earth.

Which plays during the movie when the Dwarves and Bilbo Baggins are ambushed and captured by Goblins.

South Park parodied the 1977 song during their Wikileaks episode, when Lemmiwinks is stopping Wikileaks.
"Down Down to Goblin Town."
"Down Down to Goblin Town."
Usually anything related to goblins or Lord of the Rings will end in singing this song.
by Thats what bilbo baggins hates November 10, 2011
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ChaR TowN

I be smoke dem dubs on da lawn, ridin wif ma homies through ChaR TowN;
by Bdubz111 April 23, 2009
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