christmas loaf

The product of you shitting your pants.

I got drunk after a good meal, so i made some Christmas Loaf. In my pants

by Gabriel84 April 18, 2015

Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.

Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!

by flowergrazer September 16, 2016

torpedo loaf

A loaf so big it tears the asshole

Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf

by Torpedo loaf February 1, 2016

Rusty loaf

A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.

What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?

by Flatline fister July 4, 2018

golden loaf

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.

When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

Sugar Loafing

When two people actively rub their love handles together (it is only sugar loafing if it is over 5 minutes)

Nancy and Greg must really love each other, we heard them sugar loafing all weekend long

by Richiesugarpapa February 10, 2017

Urchin Loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack to simulate a sea urchin and then make your sexual partner swallow it

Yo, I just made Gabby swallow my urchin loaf, she gagged so hard and coughed up blood, it was awesome.

by haquefer February 10, 2017