Canadian Tire

A great place to pick up hot Canadian chicks.

John met Amy at Canadian Tire while he was getting his car fixed, and couldn't wait to bang her.

by Tomato Head October 13, 2006

tiered

tiered- A way dumb ass people spell tired

Texter #1- omg, im so tiered.

Texter #2- yea, im tired too.

Texter #1-OMG, way to 1up me, asshole!

by Boredhuh July 16, 2011

Tiretarded

A slow, or even impaired mental state caused by being overly tired.

Jess, wasn't that your exit?

Oh no, i'm tiretarded.

by Stin42 October 31, 2007

Tiree

A island of the west coast of scotland

TYREE,TIREE

by fibrosuffer June 14, 2011

letting the air out of the tires

(v). To fart subtly, and slowly. Usually it is a fart that is restrained to the point where all you can here is a wisp or a faint hissing noise for a few seconds. This fart is not a ripper, or a fanny flapper. It's a breezy one, that can take on the harshest stench depending on what one ate beforehand.

Honestly, Jack, what are you doing behind that window drape?

Shhh! I'm letting the air out of the tires. Damn onions.

by boggler December 25, 2008

flat tire

A prank where you step on the back of somebody's shoe and make it fall off.

Variations:
1. Sandals. It is difficult to flat-tire a sandal, so a different strategy must be used. One way is to kick the sandal out. Occasionally, for fat, loose sandals, the normal method for flat-tiring works.
2. Boots. It is practically impossible to flat-tire an Ugg boot, so what you do is keep stepping on the shoe until it breaks, then they have to get new ones & you can flat-tire those.
3. Backpacks. When you flat-tire someone for quite a while, they become aware of you, but you've got another trick up your sleeve! Pretend to flat-tire that person, they'll dodge their shoe. At that time pull the back of their backpack & everything falls out.

I flat tired this kid and we started playing monkey in the middle with his shoe.

by vv007!!! May 22, 2008

Tired as a teddy bear

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall

'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.

by cg12321 June 29, 2010