sweet ass titties!

something really exciting

person 1: I found twenty dollars on the street yesterday
person 2: oh, Sweet ass titties!

by bigrocks March 11, 2010

titties

1. What you can stare at when you're talking to a women

1. I was talking to this girl, and she has some nice titties

by Bobbyboberson December 28, 2005

Poop Titties

When a guy takes a massive 12 pound shit on a chicks tits and proceeds to titty fuck her.

Dave was appalled after seeing he had given his girlfriend a steaming set of poop titties.

by poopanonymous March 25, 2009

tittiefish

A vulgar name for a female, usually applied to an individual whose breasts tend to noticeably float in the water.

A bunch of guys seemed to inch themselves closer to that swimming tittiefish.

by tittiefish February 15, 2009

Tittie Age

The age of a woman you decide based on the size of her breasts.

She may be only 13 but her Tittie Age is 14 or 15

by Student of Bedford Academy July 28, 2009

titties monroe

Something you call your fat friend

Damn titties monroe you gotta lose some wight

by ZizeBlack August 22, 2009

Titties Be Flyin'

A debaucherous adventure. Can be applied to either a man or woman when a night of drinking turns into utter craziness e.g. conversations of who is 'American', inappropriate touching, or kissy faced, peace signed photos begin to be taken.

Tom: Dude let's go out tonight I just aced an exam.

John: Awesome, I'm callin' the crew!! We're getting titties be flyin' drunk tonight!

by Gatoryan May 1, 2010