Twisted tires

The art of turning the wheels of your car all the way to prevent tow trucks from towing your vehicle

I was illegally parked so I used the “twisted tires” technique to prevent my car from being towed

by Towtruckwags March 19, 2022

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Tire God

When you see someone who you think is such a god but really they are just so much better at stuff than you are by 100%

Troy: Holy crap bruh, your such a fricking Tire God.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

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The Great Tire

One of the 7 creators of Tyrxze

This one of the 7 Great Tire Creators.

Tires: I am The Great Tire

Pixie: I'm SMRT I has found you

Tires: It's over, you shall now DIE and face doom.
*Grabs Pixie's face and rips it off*

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

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tire butter

Tire butter is the lubricant for tires that’s also for your ass.

“Make sure you wipe off all the tire butter when you’re done”
- John James

by Johnbutter April 3, 2021

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tire slut

Someone who fucks with tires. Michelin, semi, tractor, spare, you name it. They will fuck any kind of tire. Hide your tires, hide your wheels! You never know which tire slut is coming for you!

I saw Brady digging through the dumpster just to find some Formula 1 tires. I heard he takes them home just to fuck them. My god, he is such a tire slut!

by milfather May 7, 2021

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the girl you are talking to for no other reason than in case all your other ho-contacts suddenly turn cold on you. the spare tire in this case would be installed and ready to satisfy your sexual desires

Greg: Man, why you talkin' to Juanita? She's fuckin nasty!
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...

by OPPuknoMe May 16, 2007

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