tilf

teacher I'd like to fuck.
like milf (:

Did you see Mr. Gebhart today? What a tilf!

by rachael b. (: April 24, 2009

Tiffany

A bitch that likes memes, smoking weed and sucking dick.

Tiffany: Man i just sucked 10 dicks
Faith: Oh brother

by wherestheweed April 12, 2019

tiffany's vagina

Soft, sweet, full of love, but only for Cain cause Cain is the man a Tiffany needs to have vaginal contact with. Cain will own da pussy

fuk dat shit bitch Tiffany's vagina

by Assman717booty January 14, 2014

Tila Nguyen

hottest girl ever

i wanna bone Tila Nguyen

by djskalf December 11, 2003

Tiffaney

Tiffaney is a strong, beautiful, caring, creative, intelligent, reliable woman. She's very fun to talk to and she'll do anything she can to make your day brighter if you gain her trust. Sometimes she acts as though she's clinically insane and its kinda scary but if she cares about you she probably won't murder you (although there's no guarantee). No matter what anyone says, she's an amazing person and nobody will ever make me think differently.

Tiffaney be lookin sexy thoooooo

by Breezzy48 May 26, 2020

bonus tillandsia

The word to describe when you get an awesome "extra" of something and you didn't realize it or have to pay for it. Basic meaning derived from picking out tropical exotic plants, specifically the tillandsia, a free-growing, self-contained plant. They are often affixed to driftwood. Occasionally an extra one will get stuck to the driftwood and when you purchase it, you got a bonus tillandsia (plant).

Jesse: I like this piece of driftwood.

Hayley: And this one has 4 tillandsias instead of 3! There is one stuck.

Jesse: Bonus Tillandsia!

-or-
Hayley: Wow, I found a dollar in the pocket of these thrift store jeans. Bonus Tillandsia!

by hayley s. April 10, 2010

Dirty Tiffani

when a big boobed whore steals your chocalate muffin when you told the bitch not to touch it and you leave to work and come home and its gone and she is no where to be found
when i see the bitch that did the dirty tiffani im going to punch her big ass titty

Fuck that bitch who pulled a dirty Tiffani

by I do what the fuck I want April 3, 2020