monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Monkey Tail

When you fuck a man with a dildo 2 metres long in the anus and procced to cum in there mouth. Then drink the liquid shit stired up from the dildo out of a dirty hookers cunt. and then drop a fat steamy shit on the mans stomach that was made from that own mans shit.

Im gonna monkey tail you in your moms basement.

by THE QUIFSTERS 696996 January 28, 2022

whale tail

The enormous rear spoiler found on some classic Porsche 911 race cars.

That '74 Carrera RSR has a badass whale tail.

by Bundo September 14, 2005

Wet Tail

A disease that hamsters get where their ass is very wet and they constantly have smelly diarrhea.

Me: Dude, my hamster got wet tail and it's smells bad.
Friend: Poor little shithole.

by topthrilldragster220 December 31, 2005

Cat-tailing

This is a practical joke where you would take a crap, then take the turd and place it on a friends or enemy's car anttena.Making sure to leaving enough room for a little of the antenna to be above the turd. Best when done in cold months that it can actually form and stay on the antenna.

Cat-tailing} - A turd on a car antenna.

by saywhat. December 7, 2011

rooster tail

When liquid shit explodes out of your butt and sprays up your back or on your shirt in a feathery fan shaped spray resembling that of a rooster's tail.

Wayne had to quit work at the post office early that day because when he came out of the bathroom he realized that he had a large rooster tail on his uniform.

by bigmatej February 8, 2010

Bunny Tail

A patch of hair above a guy/girl's ass.

He has a hot, smooth body except for his bunny tail.

by Hardwin x. Cited August 16, 2009