Procrastinator

Someone who is lazy as crap

I'm sitting on the couch 'cause I'm a procrastinator.

by 1:38 September 5, 2018

Procrastination

Procrastination is the act of not doing something you're supposed to do. It is what I am doing right now.

I should be doing homework but procrastination is better.

by balistah August 20, 2023

Procrastination

Procrastination is defined as... oh wait nevermind. I'll finish this definition tomorrow.

I'll put a sentence for procrastination here tomorrow.

by Pialinist January 2, 2024

Procrastination

Eh....

Ill tell you later....
fucking procrastination okay urban dictionary you fucking dickHEAd

by makakia_ August 31, 2014

Procrastinating

What you're doing right now, your entire course is due tomorrow and you've only finished half, because your brain is addicted to dopamine.

You right now: 'I'm gonna and go fuck around on Urban Dictionary instead of finishing my homework.'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'

by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

procrastinating

what you are doing right now….

stop procrastinating and get ur work done. yeah i’m talking to you behind the screen.

by lmaoig July 6, 2022

procrastinator

A procrastinator is someone who finds any possible excuse to get out of doing work. They are lasy people who don't feel like doing the work or simply can't focus. Procrastinators are usually teenage students who would rather watch Netflix or jerk off instead of completing their science essay for the next day.

"Did you walk the dog yet?"
"No, I decided to be a procrastinator and raise my son instead"

by mistakeisme April 23, 2019