Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.

Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis

by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021

monk room

Long-term hotel room rental for single individual on a budget.

(seen in a craigslist ad by a local hotel): "Monk room $500.00 available June 1st. Small room with attached bathroom. Furnished. All utilities included. Complimentary local phone & cable. Flexible lease - month to month"

by Bob Stein June 20, 2007

Le Monke

*Fart* Uh oh Stinky Poop Ahahahahahaha Poopies Funny poopies Elelelele Haha Funny poop, poop funny Wheee Haha Yay for poopie Good poopie Poopie funny Hahahahahahaha Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny Yay Fun fun poop! Tee, hee, hee Poop poopie, yay Poop make me happy, happy, happy Yahahahahaha Uh oh I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny! Hahahahahahahahaha Oopsie, poopy underwear now Hee heehee We want poopies We want poopies Hahahahahahahah Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahaha Poohoohoo-ah *cough* Poop

You Le Monke

by garysin July 5, 2020

French Monk

A midget rapper.

Peter: "Isn't that guy in that rap group a midget?"
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".

by The French Monker November 22, 2010

chicken monk

a group of 3 beautiful girls that are hilarious and can make peoples day. they have many inside jokes and lots of trips to the store. they are besties

“damn they look like they are having fun, they must be chicken monks”

by chicken monk May 19, 2019

Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

monke syndrome

At any given point of time, the max number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time. By this definition, the max stages of MS can never decrease. It'll either remain constant in best case or keep on increasing.

Yesterday Monty was telling me that he was cool because some girl was stalking him via his instagram story

I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome

by Neriv October 15, 2020