bob: oh heck, my cake is too moist to eat. im angery
joe: take a chill pill, it can still be good.
bob: (tries it)
bob: how deliciously moist
joe: take a chill pill, it can still be good.
bob: (tries it)
bob: how deliciously moist
by misterjittmisterjitt May 27, 2017
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"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot December 24, 2008
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"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"
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Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."
by Alycia2000 March 14, 2015
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