by soyboysel April 15, 2023

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 2, 2021


A phrase often said by a person who has been hired for a low wage and does an adequate job but gets yelled at or talked down to anyways like they are hired you to be the second coming of Christ.
Manager: I told you yesterday to re-organize isle 22! You wasted a whole day!
Worker: I was told to put out stock and help unload the truck, you keep expecting gold out of nickels.
Worker: I was told to put out stock and help unload the truck, you keep expecting gold out of nickels.
by Poyuma February 19, 2018

1: A common, metallic element with a silver and shiny appearance. Has symbol Ni and number 28.
2: A coin from the U.S. Worth five cents, but is a total waste as it costs around 12 cents to make.
2: A coin from the U.S. Worth five cents, but is a total waste as it costs around 12 cents to make.
by really bored guy June 3, 2025

Man 1: Hey, did you hear?
Man 2: Hear what?
Man 1: Apparently Buzzy Barthlow said he could fit his dick in a water bottle cap!
Man 2: Well he does have a Nickel Picadelli.
Man 2: Hear what?
Man 1: Apparently Buzzy Barthlow said he could fit his dick in a water bottle cap!
Man 2: Well he does have a Nickel Picadelli.
by CtrlAssCheeks March 20, 2016

by Hickory Bush September 6, 2020
