Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

Throw Loaf

The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.

After drinking all that coffee this morning; Jimmy really had to throw loaf when he got to work.

by Lil'Toefungius August 13, 2010

christmas loaf

The product of you shitting your pants.

I got drunk after a good meal, so i made some Christmas Loaf. In my pants

by Gabriel84 April 18, 2015

golden loaf

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.

When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

Pitch A Loaf

for one's self to drop a poop in the toilet or anywhere else

I'm going to "pitch a loaf"

by Mike04050405H March 15, 2020

Park a loaf

To take a shit

Greg "where the Fuck is Jim" Dan "he's just went to park a loaf"

by Thehgk September 6, 2013

grandfather loaf

An enormous turd.

"Dude, come look at the majestic Grandfather Loaf I just left in the toilet!"

by the Red Raptor April 16, 2014