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goat loaf

dude dropped a massive goat loaf barking and foaming at the ass
nearly puked
by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021
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Sugar Loafing

When two people actively rub their love handles together (it is only sugar loafing if it is over 5 minutes)
Nancy and Greg must really love each other, we heard them sugar loafing all weekend long
by Richiesugarpapa February 10, 2017
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Stink loaf

When someone is in a public bathroom loafing around taking a smelly crap quietly and won’t leave the stall.
I went to the bathroom at Dierberg’s and I could barely breathe in there because this lady was in there stink loafing.
by babychick&jackjack December 4, 2019
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urchin loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack and then make your sexual partner gag on its entirety
Just gave Steph the sickest urchin loaf. You should have seen her after, she coughed up blood, it was awesome
by haquefer February 10, 2017
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shame loaf

1. a lonely turd that was neglected and not flushed down the toilet.

2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.
1. That shame loaf might have a little bit of blood in it.

2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.
by christpanda August 7, 2011
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loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".
The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"
by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020
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muff loaf

A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
by JustaHawtGayguy February 17, 2012
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