cumdoza line

The point during sex when the male crosses from trying to not orgasm early to wondering how much longer he has to continue to satisfy his partner and becomes bored with repetitive action.

The line is named after Mario Mendoza, who is known for batting .200 and being an awful lover.

I was thinking to myself 'don't cum don't cum don't cum' then I crossed the cumdoza line and had to wait awhile to get back into it.

by bo hits his kids June 26, 2010

Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

by MLIAuser November 27, 2009

purple-lining

Occurs when one is using the Maps app on an iPhone. Instead of actually reading the directions, the person simply makes sure that their blue location dot remains along the path of the purple directions line.

"Bro, what exit are you supposed to get off at?"

"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."

by Kyle Rh. October 04, 2009

Neapolitan Lines

Any combination of narcotics mixed for insufflation.

I've got some ket left, let's add it to the coke and mandy and make some Neapolitan Lines.

by El_Bosco May 19, 2022

pillow line

a line when skiing or snowboarding has many boulders covered in heavy snow.

Did you hit that pillow line coming off the north face?

by bestjustgotbesteder May 03, 2010

hurricane line

A line at any store that is longer than average and moving extremely slow. Occurs when any retailer is understaffed or when any state of emergency is declared, personal or national.

I was late for work because there was a hurricane line at the starbucks.

by John Schiemer June 26, 2007

Banana line

Male version of a bikini line...

“When I put on my new speedo I quickly realized I forgot to tidy up my banana line”

by SmashDalena August 16, 2018