choke jerk

Auto esphyxiation

The rock star choke jerked in his hotel suite . He was found the next day dead.

by Too chaos September 29, 2017

Murder Jerking

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

utility jerk

When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.

"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular

by fadumpt March 9, 2015

Jerk Perc

di rasshole percosets with the jerk sauce

Yo are you going to island style to get a Jerk Perc?

by Himmy Marley July 3, 2023

Fatty Jerk

When a man puts his penis between the fat rolls of his partner, who then flops up and down to simulate a handjob.

That man is a chubby chaser because he loves getting fatty jerks.

by Catherin Zeta Jones December 4, 2011

Roller Jerked

When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.

Dude, your running buddy just got roller jerked!

by RunnerBoy June 15, 2016

tennessee jerk

When a man with a puddin figure cant get laid he resorts to driving to a quarter vacuum machine sticks it to his neck while jerking his chicken..

man why not try the tennessee jerk puddin said its great...

by puddin cream January 24, 2016