When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.
"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular
by fadumpt March 9, 2015
Get the utility jerk mug.1.) To relive a sexual experience one had as a youth to please themselves in the present.
2.) Finding something you once masterbated to in the past and re masterbating to it in the present.
2.) Finding something you once masterbated to in the past and re masterbating to it in the present.
by iluvbiterz June 23, 2016
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by x BILKO x September 7, 2016
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Person 1: Bro my Dad took my phone last night and I had to beat my meat so bad.
Person 2: What’d you jerk to if you didn’t have your iPhone?
Person 1: Don’t judge but I was 3DS Jerking.
Person 2: Yooooooooo whatttttttt?!?!
Person 2: What’d you jerk to if you didn’t have your iPhone?
Person 1: Don’t judge but I was 3DS Jerking.
Person 2: Yooooooooo whatttttttt?!?!
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