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Brittany

1. This type of person gets mad when you don't spell their name right, when there are multiple different ways of spelling it and you're stupid, shut the fuck up.

2. A girl with the rankest puss you've ever smelt. You can tell she's coming from a mile away. If she came on your face , it would corrode off, this is how dirty her snatch is. Who wants to end up looking like fucking Two Face?

3. Fucking crackwhore, who let's Kyle punch her in the face for drugs, while he fucks her in her bleached assailed
Do you smell that?
Ugh , it's Brittany

Don't get too drunk, you might pull a Birttany and suck dicl for drugs
by MAMBOno69 August 17, 2020
mugGet the Brittanymug.

Brittanying

The act of tying your sexual partner up, rim jobing them, shoving a dildo up their ass, and the proceeding to pee on them.
Dude, is he Brittanying someone?

I got Brittanyed so hard last night.

Peaches! Peaches! Dont Brittany me!
by Kaenanaoh February 9, 2020
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Brittany

An intelligent being, who strive for independence they make great doctors, and are the most loyal friends or girlfriend a person can ever receive, if a person has her in their lives they should try as much as possible to hold on to her.
Jason broke up with brittany, and now he's going crazy for throwing away the best thing in his life.
by Kierdah November 23, 2021
mugGet the Brittanymug.

Diet Brittany

a muffin with alcohol in the mix. Other variations include cupcakes.
We made Diet Brittanys so our parents wouldn't find out we were getting drunk.
by kayyfawst March 17, 2011
mugGet the Diet Brittanymug.

Brittany

A "Brittany" is someone who you meet on tinder and have a loving relationship with for two years only for her to CHEAT ON YOU WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING BROTHER AND RUN OFF WITH HIM AFTER ADMITTING TO YOU THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WAS A LIE AND SHE REALLY HATED YOU ALL ALONG AND WAS JUST USING YOU FOR YOUR MONEY YOU FUCKING BITCH I HATE YOU
BRITTANY IS A FUCKING BITCH AND I HATE HER
-ME
by Birb! June 12, 2022
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Brittany

she would be like the most slayed friend ever but when shes mad or jelly (gets jealous easily) shell ignore you for about 1-2 years. it would be rare for her to come back to you after one day. but when she trusts you, shes the best. shes energetic a beauty i swear to god i mean she is a god.... but she would leave you for another friend then come back because she knows her mistake.

Plus, people find the hots for her but dont understand that they dont actually like her.
random man: whos that shes pretty i wanna date her

me (friend) : no shit no way you will not

Brittany: I'm gay.
by shutthehedoublehockeysticksup September 22, 2022
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Brittany-Bitch Shot

Like a pickle back shot(shot of Jameson with a chaser of pickle juice), but instead of pickle juice, use jalapeno juice. A beautiful waitress came up with this shot and it was named after her!
Hey waitress, give us four Brittany-Bitch shots!
by Thwackx March 11, 2018
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